pizzopaps:

i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me

(via thearchangelofloki)

scatteredly:

i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not

(via goddessroyalty)

nancydrewho:

*saves game*

*presses exit game*

"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"

"I should just in case" 

(via saraportela)

ryangpoet:

I am attracted to the idea
of your lips
exploring my body
as if it were a map
and you kept getting lost
on purpose.

(via dancefordaysofplenty)

electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

(Source: dualchainz, via dancefordaysofplenty)

snekysnek:

quick warmup doodle man my hands are shaky ;~;

snekysnek:

quick warmup doodle 
man my hands are shaky ;~;

(via dancefordaysofplenty)

jing-mii:

"Men have forgotten this truth," - said the fox. -  “But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.”

One of my favourite old sketches.

(via tarysande)

autumn-fhtagn:

If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off

(Source: marxvx, via mockingjayy)

"To the left, to the left"

— Karl Marx (via marxvx)

(via tibsblackthorn)

enlargers:

"can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

(via tibsblackthorn)

inlifesansawins:

why is it

"no boy will want you if you keep on with that feminist rubbish"

and not

"no girl will want you if you keep on being a misogynistic piece of shit"

(Source: fabiansgoldwatches, via dancefordaysofplenty)

homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

(via saraportela)

shannananan:

the-vashta-nerada:

you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are

what if that happened in real life

what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower

"yes, I would like the bacon and eggs breakfast speciAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT, AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."

(via tibsblackthorn)